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THIS IS FOR PISS'N, NOT SHIT'N; KEEP YOUR BUTTS OUT

Live mark · Owner Denise Armbruster · Classes 16

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Owner: Denise Armbruster
Serial number: 99656585
Registration number: Not registered
Status: NOTICE OF ALLOWANCE - ISSUED
Classes: 16 (Paper / printed matter)
Filed: 2026-02-17
Registered: —
Goods / services: Poster board; Printed posters; Cardboard placards

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THIS INVENTION IS TO PROVIDE A SAFETY AND SECURITY BED RESISTANT TO EARTHQUAKE FOR PROTECTING THE OCCUPANT FROM THEFTS AND HEAVY FALLING OR FLYING OBJECTS, SUCH AS THE COLLAPSE OF THE ROOF OF THE ROOM IN WHICH THE BED IS LOCATED, DURING MAJOR DISASTERS AND CALAMITIES, SUCH AS WAR, BOMBINGS, EARTHQUAKES, TORNADOS OR OTHER CATASTROPHES. A SAFETY BED RESISTANT TO EARTHQUAKE, IS A (18) ELECTRONIC/ (6) TECHNOLOGY MODERN BED WITH A INTERIOR POWER DRIVE IN THE FORM OF A PNEUMATIC CYLINDER WITH A (14) PISTON SLIDING INSIDE A ROD OF THE PISTON AND IS A (12) PIVOTALLY MEMBER. WHEN THE BED IS IMPACTED OF SOME SOLID MEMBER DURING A EARTHQUAKE, CAUSES ROTATION IN THE FOUR CORNERS PIVOTABLE MEMBERS, COMPRESSING AIR IS ADMITTED TO THE PISTON, THEN TO THE (16) DAMPERS. A DAMPER IS A MECHANICAL DEVICE, WHICH RESISTS MOTION VIA VISCOUS FRICTION. THE RESULTING FORCE IS PROPORTIONAL TO THE VELOCITY, BUT ACTS IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, SLOWING THE MOTION AND ABSORBING ENERGY. IT IS COMMONLY USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH A SPRING (WHICH ACTS TO RESIST DISPLACEMENT). THE BED HAS A (34) SAFETY BULLETPROOF GATE THAT CAN BE ACTIVATED EITHER MANUALLY OR BY PUSHING A PUSHBUTTON BUILT INTO THE BED FRAME. ALSO HAS A (2) DIGITAL JEWELRY SAFE STORAGE & CLOSETS DESIGN THAT KEEPS VALUABLES SECURE FROM THEFT. THIS ELECTRONIC SAFE FEATURES INCLUDE A REPROGRAMMABLE ACCESS CODE UP TO A # OF DIGITS TO KEEP YOUR JEWELRY, IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS, HANDGUN, PASSPORT, MONEY AND OTHER ITEMS SAFE. THIS SOLID STEEL ELECTRONIC SAFE INCLUDES SIX ADJUSTABLE SHELVES TO ACCOMMODATE LARGER ITEMS AND PROVIDES IDEAL. ALTHOUGH WHEN THE BED IS ENCLOSE THIS SAFETY BED HALLS ARE LOCKED AND ARMED WITH CAMERAS. WITH YOU & YOUR ROOMMATE IN & OUT, THE BED PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW WILL NOT HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR BED WHILE YOU ARE GONE, YOU'LL WANT ALL YOUR IMPORTANT THINGS PROTECTED & SECURE. THIS BED HAS A (24)-(28) REFRIGERATION THAT WORKS AT THE SAME TIME LIKE A AIR CONDITIONING, THIS INVENTION GO OVER HOW TO TURN A FRIDGE AND TABLE FAN INTO A BED AIR CONDITIONER WITH THERMOSTATIC CONTROL. THE MINI FRIDGE SITS IN THE FRONT OF BED LIKE A NORMAL AIR CONDITIONER AND COOLS THE BED BY TRANSFERRING THE HEAT FROM THE ROOM (WITH THE HELP OF THE FAN) TO THE OUTSIDE WHILE THE MICRO CONTROLLER MAINTAINS A CONSTANT BED TEMPERATURE. THIS MULTI-PURPOSE (20) COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY STAND CAN BE USED FOR LAPTOP COMPUTER, AUDIO/VISUAL, TO EAT, PRESENTATION/ LECTURE AND MANY OTHER PURPOSES. MUSICIANS WHO DEPEND HEAVILY ON PAPER OR ELECTRONIC SHEET MUSIC CAN BENEFIT FROM ITS VERSATILE CONSTRUCTION. MAY BE USED COMFORTABLY WHILE SITTING ON BED. THE TOP ROTATES 360 DEGREES AND CAN ADJUST IN ANGLE UP TO 32 DEGREES. ITS LOW-PROFILE, ALLOW THEM TO SLIDE DISCRETELY IN THE SIDE OF THE BED FURNITURE. THIS BED HAS A (26) SPECIAL TIRES. THE TIRES ARE RESISTANT TO WEIGHT & HAS A INTERIOR MOTOR IN FORM OF A DOUBLE CONE. THIS INVENTION ALSO INCLUDES A PORTABLE TOILET (29). THIS PORTABLE TOILET WILL BE LOCATED UNDER THE MATTRESS OF THE BED. CAN BE UNIQUE IF YOU TAKE OVER A NUMBER OF HOURS LOCKED INSIDE THE BED AND YOU HAVE SOME NEED, WILL BE AVAILABLE TO USE THE BATHROOM INSIDE THE BED SAFETY. BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE DRAWINGS FIG. 1 IS A TOP 3D PERSPECTIVE VIEW OF THE SAFETY BED RESISTANT TO EARTHQUAKE. FIG. 2 IS A TOP 3D X-RAY MODE PERSPECTIVE VIEW OF THE SAFETY BED RESISTANT TO EARTHQUAKE. FIG. 3 IS A TOP 3D PERSPECTIVE VIEW OF THE INTERIOR PARTS OF THE SAFETY BED RESISTANT TO EARTHQUAKE. REFERENCE CITEDLive

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