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THIS IS #1 BULLSHIT

Live registered mark · Owner August D. Martin · Classes 25

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Owner: August D. Martin
Serial number: 88147654
Registration number: 6119634
Status: REGISTERED
Classes: 25 (Clothing / footwear)
Filed: 2018-10-09
Registered: 2020-08-04
Goods / services: Athletic apparel, namely, shirts, pants, jackets, footwear, hats and caps, athletic uniforms; Athletic uniforms; Hats; Hoodies; Pants; Shirts; Bottoms as clothing; Jackets; Tops as clothing

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