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THE FUNCTIONAL MELANCHOLIC

Live registered mark · Owner Gregory P Asproulis · Classes 41

Mark details

Owner: Gregory P Asproulis
Serial number: 99739341
Registration number: 8522665
Status: REGISTERED
Classes: 41 (Education / entertainment)
Filed: 2026-04-01
Registered: 2026-10-27
Goods / services: Providing online non-downloadable videos in the field of philosophy, cultural critique, and social commentary

Register data indexed 2026-11-07. Bulk records trail live filings — check the official USPTO search for the latest status before filing.

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