USPTO trademark record

I WOULD, BUT I HAVE A CAT ON ME.

Live mark · Owner Stephen Johnston · Classes 40

Mark details

Owner: Stephen Johnston
Serial number: 99731536
Registration number: Not registered
Status: PUBLISHED FOR OPPOSITION
Classes: 40 (Treatment of materials)
Filed: 2026-03-29
Registered: —
Goods / services: Imprinting messages on wearing apparel and mugs; Custom imprinting of T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, loungewear, socks, and hats, coffee mugs, tea cups, travel tumblers, and water bottles, tote bags…

Register data as of 2026-11-08. Records can trail live filings — check the official USPTO search for the latest status before filing.

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