USPTO trademark record

IF YOU'RE JUICELESS THEN YOU'RE USELESS

Live mark · Owner Rudolph Jacobs · Classes 25

Mark details

Owner: Rudolph Jacobs
Serial number: 99726730
Registration number: Not registered
Status: PUBLISHED FOR OPPOSITION
Classes: 25 (Clothing / footwear)
Filed: 2026-03-26
Registered: —
Goods / services: Shirts; Shorts; Pants; Hats; Sweatshirts; T-shirts

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