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IF YOU HATE YOURSELF ENOUGH YOU'LL GET WHATEVER YOU WANT

Live registered mark · Owner Ghost Global LLC · Classes 25

Mark details

Owner: Ghost Global LLC
Serial number: 99044518
Registration number: 8338315
Status: REGISTERED
Classes: 25 (Clothing / footwear)
Filed: 2025-02-17
Registered: 2026-07-07
Goods / services: Hats; Pants; Shorts; Short-sleeved or long-sleeved t-shirts; Underwear; Socks; Sneakers; Sweatshirts; Hooded sweatshirts

Register data as of 2026-11-07. Records can trail live filings — check the official USPTO search for the latest status before filing.

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