USPTO trademark record

IF I DON'T WORK I CAN'T EAT

Live registered mark · Owner Kevin Wong · Classes 25

Mark details

Owner: Kevin Wong
Serial number: 97719623
Registration number: 7284717
Status: REGISTERED
Classes: 25 (Clothing / footwear)
Filed: 2022-12-15
Registered: 2024-01-23
Goods / services: Hats; Shirts; Shorts; Hooded sweatshirts; Long-sleeved shirts; T-shirts

Register data as of 2026-11-08. Records can trail live filings — check the official USPTO search for the latest status before filing.

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