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WE SUCK BETTER!

Dead mark · Owner VAC2GO, LLC · Classes 39

Mark details

Owner: VAC2GO, LLC
Serial number: 86885700
Registration number: 5035753
Status: CANCELLED - SECTION 8 (dead)
Classes: 39 (Transport / travel)
Filed: 2016-01-25
Registered: 2016-09-06
Goods / services: rental of trucks; rental of vacuum trucks

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