USPTO trademark record

"IF WE CAN'T GUARANTEE IT, WE WON'T SELL IT!"

Live registered mark · Owner LES SCHWAB WAREHOUSE CENTER, INC. · Classes 9, 12, 42

Mark details

Owner: LES SCHWAB WAREHOUSE CENTER, INC.
Serial number: 73801019
Registration number: 1600474
Status: REGISTERED AND RENEWED
Classes: 9 (Software / electronics / downloadable media), 12 (Vehicles), 42 (Software / tech services (SaaS, design, hosting))
Filed: 1989-05-17
Registered: 1990-06-12
Goods / services: MOTOR VEHICLE BATTERIES; AUTOMOBILE PARTS AND ACCESSORIES, NAMELY, TIRES, WHEELS, SHOCK ABSORBERS, BRAKES, AND TIRE CHAINS; RETAIL STORE SERVICES FOR AUTOMOTIVE PARTS AND ACCESSORIES

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