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WE SUE STUPID DRIVERS

Live mark · Owner Law Office of Abasi Major PLLC · Classes 45

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Owner: Law Office of Abasi Major PLLC
Serial number: 50151804
Registration number: Not registered
Status: NEW APPLICATION - RECORD INITIALIZED NOT ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER
Classes: 45 (Legal / security / personal services)
Filed: 2026-10-08
Registered: —
Goods / services: Legal services; On-site legal services; Legal advisory services

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